Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Hey Kids, It's Crappy Haiku Time!

Chilly spring evening
Neon softballs arcing high
Bring it, NCC
  
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Hard hit to shortstop
Dusty leather, cannon arm
Rising Sun put out
  

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Mound maestro, composed
Such strange intimidation
The slow chin music
  

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Powerful Paul strides
Hapless outfielders scurry
Tambourine rattles

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Hard wood, sweaty palms
Furious stroke, then weak dribble
Got lucky -- single
  

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As blossoms in spring
A jangle of tambourines
Emerge victorious
  
Final Score: TGT 9, NCC 2


Player of the Game: Adam F., for a masterful pitching performance and six-inning shutout.  The defense couldn’t quite hold it through seven (and credit NCC with some nice hitting in the final frame) but it was brilliant, regardless. I don’t think anyone would argue with comparisons to Cy Young or Sandy Koufax, although personally I thought it was more like Pedro in his prime, especially how he owned the inside of the plate.

Honorable mentions to Adam P. who scored two runs and nailed the relay to third base for a stop-the-bleeding tag play in the 7th, Qadim for a huge two-out, two-RBI line drive in the first inning (ultimately, the winning runs) and Danielle who scored a run and reached base safely in each of her first two at bats. Those weren’t the only performances of note, either – it was a true team win. Everybody pat themselves on the back.
Double fist-bumps all around!


Great job as interim manager, Qadim!
(Did anyone understand those signs?)

Just some crazy kids having a good time out there.


Hard-luck player of the game: Brian. Three outs, all struck well.
(No concussions though, so it wasn't all bad.)


Nice one, Stretch.

"Maybe if I ignore him he will run to third."


Is this how you do the Hokey-Pokey?


A conversation in a back yard, sometime last week:
TGT Fan: “Hey Schwartz, when is the next game?”

MS: “Did you look at the f*#&ing calendar? Nobody ever looks at the f*#&ing calendar. I put everything on the f*#&ing calendar. I run my whole f*#&ing life with Google f*#&ing calendar. Why don’t you f*#&ing try looking at the F*#&ING CALENDAR!”

Next Game: Tuesday, May 13th v. Bishop’s Collar

1 comment:

TGTfan said...

Shout out to Adam and Courtney for the liquid refreshment!