Flogged by the Bishops

Editor’s Note: It’s true what they say, it seems – nobody reads poetry any more. With a clear trend of sagging readership and flagging page views, the word has come down that changes in the blog are needed. There are no NEA grants walking through the door and beer is unfortunately not free, so this week we’re experimenting with some new content for game recaps. We hope you enjoy.

We were feeling pretty good about ourselves going into this game, with the last standings update showing the Gringo Tambourinos tied for third with Bishop's Collar. Sure, one may have noticed a slight disparity in the strength of the schedule for both teams, but in the end it's only the wins and losses that count. And with a win we could grab sole possession of third place. 

TGT at Third Place in the CCSL Standings? Inconceivable! 

It was a good feeling. Unfortunately we had to play the game, and unfortunately for the most part we played like neophyte choir boys. Which led to a weak offense, several Bad Touches on 'D and in the end, a bunch of satisfied Bishops. We kept it close through two, gave up three runs in the third, another in the fourth, and then the defense really started to unravel. Unforced errors and some hard hit balls through the outfield containment led to a handful of runs. Meanwhile our offense was impotent against El Colach. Whether it was the gimmicky backspin or the canny footwork around and in front of the pitching rubber (don't try that against the Zoo!), our bats were largely limp. But at least they weren't small and limp (hey-o!). 


It's possible we scored another run or two, if anyone kept track, but we never seriously threatened after the first few innings. We obviously failed to achieve sole possession of third place in the league. In fact, I heard we dropped two more spots in the standings just as I was writing this post. But we'll always have the week of May 6th through May 12th, you guys and gals! Those were some heady times. 

Basking in the glow of almost relevance.

What we learned:

• White Tambourines can't jump. 
• Rule C22.404 on page 420 of the CCSL rules : If one umpire calls "Out!" but it isn't technically his call, and the other umpire calls "I couldn't see the play, so I don't know" then the ruling on the field shall be "Safe!" (this can be confirmed in the official rule book located at the bottom of the poo-pile in the porta-potty next to the abandoned snack bar at Edgeley #8)

Occasional guest base coaches, umpires.

• Horrible beat-downs are made infinitely more enjoyable by team-building drinking sessions. We had the first post-game social of many (we hope) -- this time, at the Urban Saloon. We only spent a small amount of time bemoaning lost opportunities and a more significant amount of time planning ways we can improve the team. Like getting ourselves some walk-up music. Let's make this happen, people!

Other items of note:

• The Great Taint was in attendance on the BC sidelines -- No pleasantries were exchanged, but as far as we know, no libel or defamation of character was committed either. Progress!
• Cheers to Dusty for providing this week's libations, AND for providing the driving force behind the post-game gathering. He wins an honorary membership to "Club Spud" for his indomitable party spirit.

Final Score: BC - Many, TGT - Few

NEXT GAME: Wednesday, May 21st, 6PM -- Edgeley #3 at South Philly Nomads